Wednesday, May 18, 2011
The Walmart Dilemma!
I leave my house once this week to go to Walmart for some late night frozen pizza and I take my family with me. We park and as I step out of the car there is a dude (not homeless) approaching me saying something I could really make out...as he got closer I realized he was saying, "Muhbuh cha liffnuh ga ba!" I'm sure he understood himself, I ignored him and didn't make eye contact with him because Drugged out people creep me out! When someone is strung out they have a tendency to have retard strength and are completely beyond reason and very unpredictable and now he was hanging out right next to my car! So after we were safely inside Walmart, we alerted the manager that they have a shady drugged out dude (who was now directing traffic in the parking lot next to my car) outside making their customers uncomfortable. They didn't really do anything about it so I checked my pocket to see if I my knife I always carry at my hip...no knife, my son normally has at least 5 knives in his pocket for some reason...no knife...my wife normally has a pocket knife...no knife! So we get our pizza, and to tell you something about myself,I've ALWAYS been a great problem solver, and I used to be full of piss and vinegar and ready to throw down at any point, but, these days, I'm a lil' more evolved and fighting sounds like a pain in the ass, not mention I am quite passive aggressive nowadays! So, what I decided as we neared the cashier was to tell my wife to hold our daughter, and told them not no make eye contact with him and to just ignore him and get in the car...(my plan was if he approached me and I felt threatened, I was prepared to punch this dude in the stomach as hard as I could, and leave) I knew that if he was drugged out the pain wouldn't bother him, so trying to fight would be out of the question, what I would need to do is physically put him out of commission long enough to get my family safely in the car and home...luckily when we got to the car, he was inside yelling nonsense in front of the store as if he was an angry standup comedian and I didn't have to deal with him. Now my acid sack is full of pizza and getting ready to do some more art for these shows I'm doing in TX, which I'm leaving for tomorrow!
We are Bleeding the Digital Age Dry and Dooming ourselves to a harsh judgement!...well, maybe.
I was pondering over all this digital crap we have, and everyone's obsession with documenting everything they do. We have Facebook, twitter, smart phones that keep track of every call, text, and internet search, and all these devices that we can blog while on the go, right? Well, what if some grand designer has placed all of this before us, so we would document our sins ourselves, and on judgment day, this grand designer says..."ok, on this day, u did this and that at this time and now you will be judged by every sin you tried to hide and every wrong act u did during your life!"
I know this is a bizarre and unlikely scenario, but, I can't help feeling like we are being led into a big means to an end. Everyone is obsessed with what everyone else is doing, and people these days think that they are being deprived if they don't have access to their phones or the world wide web 24 hrs a day 365 days a week! We are all so obsessed with instant gratification and it's snowballing out of control!
My mother in law came into town, a few years ago to visit her daughter and grand kids, one of which she never met, and she was on her phone the entire time! My daughter who was 2 at the time threw her phone in the pool and so my mother in law could'nt wait til the next day to get her new phone "free of charge," and instead HAD to go to Sprint to immediately get a new one so her boyfriend at the time could keep a leash on her while she was out of town! This is just an example of what I'm observing humans doing. I'm guilty myself, I am by no means preaching...just observing how lame we are at survival. We have evolved ourselves from cave dwellers willing to club someone over the head for their sick and mildly retarded goat so we could eat it, or fuck it, or whatever, to THIS, in less than a thousand years? Somewhere at some point I believe that a higher intelligence, (maybe other humans who are using 100% of their brain capacity) from other earths intervened and set us up with this amazing information that would unbenownst to us would be documenting and recording our EVERY move in our life, removing them from having to continually observe us themselves!? we do it all for them, we are evolving into a pussified and pampered means to a tragic end! Or perhaps it will lead us into a age of enlightenment as we realize we have all been led into some esoteric intergalactic conundrum to entertain our smarter siblings observing us through out the Universe. Ever since I was a kid, I believed other humans existed on OTHER earths, and not more than 4yrs ago, it was discovered that other earths in fact DO exist and they are all much larger than ours...yup, I believe that aliens are humans from other earth-like planets who are functioning off of 100% of their brains and we are practically retarded monkeys that are blind in our eyes and poisoned in our hearts! Don't get me wrong, humans can also be compassionate and loving, but, this digital age thing makes me very skeptical to believe it's all for our entertainment...as humans, we are naturally sheep that want to follow where the masses go, and the masses have inevitably been led in the wrong direction from the beginning of time! I believe in a God, but, I don't think God is who everyone thinks God is...I believe God is our designer (and wants to be ambiguous), and Satan is not a person or being of sorts but more of "negative act"...I believe satan is more of a verb than a noun!
Anyway, this is just a thought that has lingered in the back of my mind and a suspicion that I have always carried with me since childhood...I thought I'd share it with you, and give you a piece of how my mind operates...it could be true though! If u think about it, this blog may be found by someone 2000 years from now and they could put in a book and convince a whole new civilization that this book is called the bible and if u dont head its vague and uncertain information it provides...God will come down from the heaven's and destroy you and everyone u love!
I know this is a bizarre and unlikely scenario, but, I can't help feeling like we are being led into a big means to an end. Everyone is obsessed with what everyone else is doing, and people these days think that they are being deprived if they don't have access to their phones or the world wide web 24 hrs a day 365 days a week! We are all so obsessed with instant gratification and it's snowballing out of control!
My mother in law came into town, a few years ago to visit her daughter and grand kids, one of which she never met, and she was on her phone the entire time! My daughter who was 2 at the time threw her phone in the pool and so my mother in law could'nt wait til the next day to get her new phone "free of charge," and instead HAD to go to Sprint to immediately get a new one so her boyfriend at the time could keep a leash on her while she was out of town! This is just an example of what I'm observing humans doing. I'm guilty myself, I am by no means preaching...just observing how lame we are at survival. We have evolved ourselves from cave dwellers willing to club someone over the head for their sick and mildly retarded goat so we could eat it, or fuck it, or whatever, to THIS, in less than a thousand years? Somewhere at some point I believe that a higher intelligence, (maybe other humans who are using 100% of their brain capacity) from other earths intervened and set us up with this amazing information that would unbenownst to us would be documenting and recording our EVERY move in our life, removing them from having to continually observe us themselves!? we do it all for them, we are evolving into a pussified and pampered means to a tragic end! Or perhaps it will lead us into a age of enlightenment as we realize we have all been led into some esoteric intergalactic conundrum to entertain our smarter siblings observing us through out the Universe. Ever since I was a kid, I believed other humans existed on OTHER earths, and not more than 4yrs ago, it was discovered that other earths in fact DO exist and they are all much larger than ours...yup, I believe that aliens are humans from other earth-like planets who are functioning off of 100% of their brains and we are practically retarded monkeys that are blind in our eyes and poisoned in our hearts! Don't get me wrong, humans can also be compassionate and loving, but, this digital age thing makes me very skeptical to believe it's all for our entertainment...as humans, we are naturally sheep that want to follow where the masses go, and the masses have inevitably been led in the wrong direction from the beginning of time! I believe in a God, but, I don't think God is who everyone thinks God is...I believe God is our designer (and wants to be ambiguous), and Satan is not a person or being of sorts but more of "negative act"...I believe satan is more of a verb than a noun!
Anyway, this is just a thought that has lingered in the back of my mind and a suspicion that I have always carried with me since childhood...I thought I'd share it with you, and give you a piece of how my mind operates...it could be true though! If u think about it, this blog may be found by someone 2000 years from now and they could put in a book and convince a whole new civilization that this book is called the bible and if u dont head its vague and uncertain information it provides...God will come down from the heaven's and destroy you and everyone u love!
Tuesday, May 17, 2011
Cookies and Broccoli w/ a side of outsmarting a villainous Michael Scofield!
Need to buy groceries, i forgot to eat while working on this book, and when huger kicked in it was 3am and nowhere was open...i looked in my fridge and behold, "cookie dough and broccoli and cheese rice!" Not a great combo and im not proud of myself, but im working again and no longer hungry...
...as a matter of fact, i kind of feel like i may never be hungry again!
On a side note, the night before I had a dream that I was some sort of underground leader in the future that planned to over thrown what had become a super villainated united world government from power and the Dictator in charge was Michael Scofield from Prison Break! I had to think wittier and quicker than him, but, then in my dream I realized he was just a character on a show and I probably really am more intelligent so I masterminded a way to defeat him...it didnt work, but by the end of the dream I had stabbed him in the neck with my favorite mechanical pencil which didnt hurt him and I pushed him off a tiny train ride that we were fighting on at a miniature golf park! ...so, I guess, I won!
...as a matter of fact, i kind of feel like i may never be hungry again!
On a side note, the night before I had a dream that I was some sort of underground leader in the future that planned to over thrown what had become a super villainated united world government from power and the Dictator in charge was Michael Scofield from Prison Break! I had to think wittier and quicker than him, but, then in my dream I realized he was just a character on a show and I probably really am more intelligent so I masterminded a way to defeat him...it didnt work, but by the end of the dream I had stabbed him in the neck with my favorite mechanical pencil which didnt hurt him and I pushed him off a tiny train ride that we were fighting on at a miniature golf park! ...so, I guess, I won!
Sunday, May 15, 2011
The Mysterious Blog Glitch in the Matrix!
Okay, so, I made this blog available a few days ago remember? Well on the 3rd day of the blog, it VANISHED, I couldn't log in, the links went no where as if it never existed...I went to my account and it was gone, nobody hacked me, no one has my password and very few people knew it existed...it just vanished! Weird stuff happens to me all the time with electronics. People tell me all the time that I must emanate some unknown energy that make electronics cease to function properly. I can literally follow the same procedures as anyone else, and it works for them, but, not me! Which is weird, because for the most part I'm a very lucky person in general. Good things happen for me a lot, and positive patterns follow me...it's just anything digital, electronic, or software based that seems to elude me without fail every time!
Good news is, I got the blog back up and will be be continuing to post updates with anything thats relevant or interesting that crosses my path in this crazy illogical world!
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